teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
awkwardvagina: one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
thepyrolizard: imagine-the-unimaginative: thepyrolizard: SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting dead sirius Get the fuck out don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve
breadboxes: breadboxes: what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot “where did my van gogh”
peasantbutts: if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
horribleawfulcunt: niamliveslarryloves: basedgosh: i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way I literally had to read that 5 times… oh my god
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
iamtheprofessor: nerdgasming: castielofasgard: I fucking lost it at “chilly stumps”, “Listen here you little shit”
thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I can see them I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray they are really bad singers and I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING...
thegleefulhouseelf: kaliforniaa-dreamerr: theamazingrigby: sodamnrelatable: do you ever just look at your homework like this I look at people like this I look at everything like this I look like this
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
pbandjily: musicalhogwarts: batdude: in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful #i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably...
whatsgoingon12: riddlemehiddleston: things that say a lot about a person their favourite character the lyrics they write on their hands the colours they wear which murder weapon they prefer how they make their tea .wait
bm13: salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools
poorchrysalis: i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
When I put something down but then can't remember...
monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep
owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’