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Baby Albion. I can’t believe he was only that long (compared to the sausage train he is now)!
Submitted by Chloe.
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IF YOU STOP PLAYING HORRIBLE ACOUSTIC VERSIONS OF MODERN TOP 40 HITS I WILL LITERALLY GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY I HAVE IN THE WORLD.
IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO ME.
PLEASE.

Who brings a fucking watermelon to a party?
badasses.
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Literally, me.
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#JESUS CHRIST DO YOU GUYS SEE HOW HIGH HE CAN KICK #THAT THING’S LIKE SEVEN FEET IN THE AIR #AND HE NAILS IT #HOLY MOTHERFUCK HOW DOES HE EXIST #NO #GO AWAY #LEAVE ME TO SUFFER IN PEACE
To make it even worse, it’s a BEAUTIFUL kick. No faltering or nearly tipping over. A perfectly executed round house kick.
HNNG.
I wonder if he was wearing a pair of Chuck Norris’s special pants made specifically for roundhousing?
(Source: the-starkster, via heroinexdreams)
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